Touch Grass™ Certification Program
(ISO 9001 Certified Grass Touching)
Step 1: Locate Grass
Identify green, leafy substance outside your dwelling. Typically found beneath the sun.
Warning: May cause temporary blindness to terminal dwellers
Warning: Sudden exposure to fresh air may cause you to question your life choices (like why you spent 3 hours configuring your window manager).
Step 2: Initiate Contact Protocol
Extend your hand and make contact.
Actually Touch It!
Step 3: Document Achievement
Capture evidence for your GitHub profile. No one will believe you did it otherwise.
Tip: Click 📸 to capture grass evidence
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